Mama: you know your hair is quite (read: very) long? *mischievous thought*
A few days later...
Lil I: Mama.. Why did you cut my hair until so short!!
Mama: you see, didi.. Weather is hot, you always pull your hair and you just look so cute with botak head can?
Lil I: you mean cute like this? Yoyo... *act hip*
Mama: ahhhh... Exactly. Ok I promise I will not touch your hair until 2 months later ok?