Friday, November 28, 2008

highly fragile package..

just see how he is enjoying himself inside the carton..

Early xmas greetings..

from spidyboy..

my sunshine boy..

Handsome or what..
and I so love his grin..

happy birthday popo!

we love you dearest popo!!
and guess my mum's age?

funny expressions..


ya this is my boy with his weird expressions..

Pyjamas and shower cap dun match..

Hmm some weird combination for Baby Isadore..
*hiaks* shower cap with courtesy from popo..

Sunday, November 09, 2008

green riding hood..

one rainy morning when i had the blanket covering isadore's head.
i actually think he look like a girl.. what say you?
pls.. can i have a girl the next round?
*pray hard* haha..

virus infected piglet..

Isadore first experience with shaver..

but baby..you got too little hair..

typical weekend..

Friday, November 07, 2008

job application?

i happened to see this post at Mummy Astrid's frd blog.. which really caught my eye though it is a long post. Anyway.. Astrid dear, can help tell Jo that I had "borrow" her post? hehe..

POSITION :
Mum, Mummy, Mama, MaDad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that university will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

with acknowledgement from Jo's blog at
http://blabberingjo.blogspot.com/2007/09/job-description-parent.html
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